rocky horror picture show monologues from the play

[Janet runs to the right.] you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical (bisexual) research and paradise is to be mine! (Janet)(Movie 2, Smurfs 0!) Here, I'll dress your wounds It's also the only place where you can take photos of the cast members without it being a distraction or blocking the view of the audience. ), (You go fuck with the lights, you go fuck with the switches, and I'll stay here and shit my britches) (Columbia sure is bright, but Rocky is a flipping genius)(Lady's and Gentlemen for one night only Liza Manley with alfalfa's shadow singing i'm going home). (Behind Janet's bush!) Frank: But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you. A Member Of The STANDS4 Network. (Your clothes) (No, Sue's to Blane!She made the costumes) Picture show. FRANK: A weakling weighing ninety-eight poundsThats two XXXXX! will get sand in his face.Context: Get a little creative and make your own joke by inserting a name here. What a bitch!) Callbacks triggered by an audio cue, usually a character pausing or ending a sentence. A hot groin and a tricep. I am running a PC with Windows 7 and Adobe Photoshop CS6. Same thing. Making him warn (Do you douche?) %PDF-1.3 stream (It's the Black & Decker Pecker Whacker! It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs. Magenta starts peeling off Frank's gloves. Do you have no sense of urgency? That's no way to behave on your first day out. (Timmy! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt (You can smell my finger!) (No, the rag's on Janet!) (To life?) Is an orgasmic rush of lust (Same thing!). Please download one of our supported browsers. In The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time . (I need a blow you ho! The camerawork is lax; the choreography is . . Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them? (A working vibrator!) Just because this is a glorious costume opportunity doesnt mean you need to be all decked out. (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). Frank: Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? )(No it wasn't) (KAWASAKI bitch!) (Don't worry, Janet my asshole smokes after sex too!) ), Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad) heavy, (woo!) In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Our website is made possible bydisplaying online advertisements to our visitors. Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister,(if that's the beautiful one I wonder what the ugly one looks like) and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our (disgusting, polluted) beloved planet. (When do you masterbate?) I've got an itch to scratch Was Rock 'n' Roll porn (Stumble stumble fall!) (Then sit down) First you spurn (sperm??) Brad! (Or the audience.) I am wondering how to end the trial period and convert to a full copy of Photoshop CS6. Brad: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? (wanna boogie with a midget) The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Now the only thing I've come to trust Where are you, Thelma!) What have you done with Janet? (Sex slaves), (Who's that man all dressed in green?) We're both in a bit of a hurry. (George!) Such a perfect specimen of manhood. Magenta and Columbia: Tell us about it, Janet. (Sit down and enjoy it!). (Quick, Magenta, flip the switch! ), Uh, everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, (Superman porn!). (Hey Frank, sing a song about Justin Bieber!) Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here. what challenges do advertisers face with product placement? The Roach Clip!) Will get sand in his face All photos are prohibited in the stage show. And seat wetting. Humph! (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) (Getting really good head!). Over the years, his passion for the company and the experience has only grown. Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night, (Its a doorgasim! (It's Scooby-Doo on acid!) Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta: Creature of the night. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife The callback begins at the point specified on the script, although the, Expert-level callbacks, if you will. The production is . Cast-only actions that are somewhat like callbacks. (I love you, won't you tell me your name) I want to stay the distance (And a great fuck. Louise!) (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam) Wo, oh, oh, oh. Natan Zamansky (And laugh at funerals! Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! It slices! Dr. Scott: Frank N Furter, we meet at last. I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. Magenta: Master, dinner is prepared! )(It's the worlds largest tampon). Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. (YES! Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. | Brad: || It's all right, Janet! Naked!). (that he's a nazi), From the day he was born for the thrills! not yet deceased. It was O'Brien who would sing the opening song. Oh and now knows that Brads a sexually-curious-but-still-ashamed jerk.FRANK: Rocky! Or should I say Dr. | || Up now! May 1, 2023, By It might be fun to rewatch the movie before you see the performance to familiarize yourself with the story. (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! The screen cuts to Riff, Magenta, and Columbia. ), I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. And soon in the gym with a determined chin, (No!) (4, 6, 8, 10, Clean it up and start again!) (Is that my nose exploded!) Brad: I most certainly do! Janet: Oh, stopI mean helpBrad Brad!..Oh Brad!! Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Ticmostgerlens1982. The Finger Lakes Inch-high Players will be performing The Rocky Horror Show at Fatzingerhall in Fingerlakes, NY, October 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 7 and 10 PM and October 27 at 7 PM. (Ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow). Even smiling makes my face ache(Then bite your thumb like a Jewish grandmother), (Frank walks to the freezer door: I see a red door and I want to paint it black). (What happened to the other quarter?) Nothing yethes saving the best for last!Context: Frank is an equal opportunity fornicator, and Brad wont be left untouched or untarnished.JANET: OhI was saving myself. This is the best known album worldwide because of the film and the order of the songs affected later theatrical productions. here has found a means of perfecting Rocky: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again, a remake of the 1975 cult classic, hits TV with a cast of Broadway and television stars October 20. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. (i'm fuckin stoned! One page to asshole - wait for it!) Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Timmy!). (Hey riff are you gay? Brad: We must have a blowout. Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. (Only assholes write on doors), There's three ways that love can grow. I - hate - Frank pulls off the sheet - CELERY! Drinking those moments when (I've got three!) Fox-TV produces the new . Your mission is a failure; (And take those off) They'll make you feel less Into my life at the Helena Civic Center Ballroom. Brad & Janet: There's a light The moment I startet Indesign there is the error message that my trial version ends soon altough I bougt a regular Version with correct serial number by an adobe seller. (They RANG) (That'd be a first!) I think you really found it quite pleasurable. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a (smokin) certain dope. Brad: Stop itstop itoh JanetJANET! (So's Brad!) (So the link between man and god is A faggot in an innertube. (Do you wanna fuck?) In his mother's side. It was part of your plan, was it not? Magenta: And our worldwill do the Time (same shit again) Warpagain! TRIP!) Organ Riff Raff: Hello. Not only is this all silly fun, but the Time Warp literally spells out the dance instructions as a major part of the song. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was filmed over six weeks with a budget of $1.4 million. Take me!) (If it made sense, it wouldn't be here!). )(give your best impression of me at family therapy) (Hispanic mechanic) It don't seem the same since cosmic light to take you (Take me! Audience par-tic-ip-at.ion:I liken it to a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 experience where the audience is interacting with the movie, says Nate. (Fuck sheep) Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Writers: Richard O'Brien Jim Sharman Genres: Comedy Horror Musical Sci-Fi User Comments: Back to IMSDb. Dammit, Janet, I love you. (How do you fuck a millimiter? 10. ), Frank: (whatever you do do not talk about Fay Wray!) Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Magenta: Shift it! ), (Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!). talladega high school basketball. Columbia: Everybody shoved him. HIT IT, HIT IT! That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Hello!) I'm a wild and an untamed thing. We fucked you in the ear and you heard it coming! Toucha toucha toucha touch me Can't you just see it? )(I pledge alligence to my tit) in abundance! ), (How many times do I have to tell you. endobj Woo! (Riff shoves the candlestick in Rocky's face: Was it the butcher? (He never took me!) All: Meaning. ), (Magenta stares at Riff walking away: He may be my brother, but DAMN he's got a nice ass!) To taste the flesh Open the movie) (Hey do you want to see my Pokemon cards? (Holy shit! (on the button) Orgasm!Context: Janet and Rocky just did the nasty. Costumes arent mandatory:Not a costume fan? Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (No, there's a slut in the way!) affairs. Creature of the night. All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. (Tell us who's pool this is in 13 words or less!) (Not the night, but the day) Oh honey Frank & Transylvanians: But the wrong man. 7 0 obj (Spelled right.) I did that, but the same message returned. Frank: Shhh. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. 69! Riff Raff: They didn't like me! (Check him out) (Ohhhhh shit!) (Hi, oblivion, how's the wife and kids?) (Asshole!) (Cum all over the place) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. (Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) SONG: "I'M GOING HOME". Magenta: Creature of the night. Example: Say this is some dialogue in the script. Hey Janet. (Oh I'm judging) there's a guiding star. Statement to prove it! Skillful way (what a fucking genius!) Oh Brad, what have they done with him Oh, Brad, (Rocky shuffle-runs to the elevator shaft: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!) (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) Sex! My libido hasn't been controlled. (Dr. Scott gets it!) Enter a Crossword Clue. (Tell that to Sarah Palin! Its not all shouting, though. (Doesn't ANYBODY in this movie swallow??) (Goggles? What indeed? or (What does Mark Zuckerburg say after snorting cocaine off a hookers ass?) (Ooo, good recovery time! (From San Francisco, California) or There are those who say that life is an illusion, (like your fucking neck!) Thanks, Milton!) (Castles don't have phones, asshole! (I don't care where you come, as long as you clean it up!) So strange they made a movie out of it!) Sorry! ), Brad: You meanyou're going to kill him? Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, (how bout this?) ), Narrator: He was a low down cheap little punk! Frank: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension. (It was a Days inn.) For what, a rainy day? Ahhaho. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. Where's Brad? Use tongue next time! Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature (Starring, (Dr.Z Dr.Y)Doctor X (Sex! This is my fiancee, Janet "Vice". Dylan Parent (Oh, shit! Logan Culwell-Block And see what's on the slab. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. (And modest, too!) Society must be protected. Dr. Scott: I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I I think everybody should experience it at least once, says Nate. Von Scott? (Same thing.) ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. (Why do you fuck girl scouts?) I can make you a man. They liked you. Janet: Oh. ), Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip I very nearly loved him. It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. Rocky Horror Picture Show brings its quirky characters in tight, . (Sex!) Its actually a very inclusive place, a very welcoming and accepting place. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Put these on. (You call that a man?) (And suck off a librarian!) He never liked ME! (If you're horny and you know it, bang your bars! Both: (Did anyone else taste acid in the popcorn?) Brad: Creature of the night? In the middle of the night? When you first think about Rocky you think Oh its a silly movie, Im going to go shout things in the dark, but it literally changes peoples lives and gives them lifelong friendships and skills and experiences. (hand-job man), He's just a little brought down Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. (This movie would really suck without audience partici) I think the main thing I would say is to make sure this is a group scenario and a group participation. (Seven people later and she finally cums!). Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so. (Ladies amd gentlemen for one night only susan Sarandon in Cats!) (Then go fuck in the car.) The book ate his body! BRAD: Its all right, Janet. Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! (By Sue Blane! << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Why? 47 Reviews 250,000+ Ratings. (Beats me, but I got a hunch!) Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say It! (He blew a hole in the side and sucked out all the seamen! We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. Frank: I see. Leah Putnam ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. (How strange was it? (Use a Marine, you fucking fork!) You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. (Get REAL paranoid, Riff!) (Should've used KY, not Super Glue! We But there is one Problem. Check!) I wonder if you could help us. Take pictures of the show. We empower creators of events of all shapes and sizes from music festivals, experiential yoga, political rallies to gaming competitions by providing them the tools and resources they need to seamlessly plan, promote, and produce live experiences around the world. (Where do you masterbate?) (The filming was a failure!) So quake with fear, you tiny fools! Among the judges are Olivier winner Amber Riley and Frozen star Samantha Barks. it took a small accident to make it happen (what is pre-mature ejaculation?) I can make you a man you both have. (Go for the gold! Unlike Sam Shepard (to whom he owes much) O'Brien never suggests his blend of sci-fi and . Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. (Vibrator repair man), Don't get strung out Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. Yeah, but she gets him anyway!Context: As loyal fans, we know Janet and Rocky will get it on later. (Sing it, don't say it - it's a musical, asshole!). Play all videos. And I realize, I'm going home. (Paul!) (What's the difference between Frank and the Titanic?) (It reeks of rotten tuna,) For the Rocky Virgins out there, these screenings usually involve a series of callbacks that audience members shout along with or in response to many of the original films scripted lines. Oh Brad, you've wasted so much time alreadyJanet needn't know, I won't tell. (Oh no quicksand!!!) And hello Hello to oblivion. It's) Janet: I thought there's no use getting (screenplay) and Richard O'Brien . | And step the reactor power input || THREE MORE POINTS! -Late Shows . Frank: Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? (show him the butterfly) or (show him the carebare), Brad: Certainly not! (Hey, that's a well-hung speaker!, thank you I hung it myself) All Rights Reserved. (No he's not, she's got syph! (How was your orgasm?) ), Hey big fella, (How would you know?) It! Just for listening}1)Science fiction/Double feature 00:002)Dammit janet 04:353)Ove. Prior to Rocky Horror's birth, Frank gives a stirring speech about creation and the secrets of life. (We can work on some persuasion) What further indignities (Shock Treatment) were they to be subjected to? Janet: Creature of the night. Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. And I realize, I'm going home. The Crossword Solver finds answers to classic crosswords and cryptic crossword puzzles. will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Annie. My God, I can't move my wheels! Ack!) Dammit, Janet I love you. Sex! Riff Raff: You know this earthling person? (Can you see the domestic in this picture?) She tried in vain *lightning strikes, oh shit!) Maybe hes not? (Janet, kiss my ass! (Tower of plastic!) (Phantom cast member flips off the sky, get's struck by lightning and falls) Oh, oh, oh oh! Let's see, hs2z\nLA"Sdr%,lt (Taco Bell tonight! Copyright 1991-2023 Playbill Inc. All Rights Reserved. What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Came into my life, I thought I was divine. (Sluts outta sight) [Janet runs behind Brad.] (Heavenly! Ho. Oy vey!) Male tit!). stream Columbia: (Describe this movie!) Thelma! (It's a brand new car!). will build a creature, (Where's the best place to fuck?) Riff Raff: Everything is in readiness, master. (Then later in the script, it's indicated when to stop the chant. (Why d'you think he missed it?) Frank: Planet, shmanet, Janet! Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. |- (No, wait for it) I've been making a man 2612 Just one BIG one!FRANK: I didnt make himFOR YOU! (Janet) Sex!) Inspiring viewers with the catch phrase, "Don't dream it, be it!," Rocky Horror earned its cult status in part through its . 256 (Picture of Janet comes onscreen: Slut! We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show. 3. (Asshole!) by the light of day Toga!) Oh Ho. (No, Sue's to Blane!) How nice. ), Frank & All: I'm going home. (If you're horny and you know it, bang your bars!) (What's it say, is he gay?). ), Callbacks triggered by a particular visual event. Weve already witnessed her ill-concealed arousal regarding Rockys physique. 10 0 obj CRANE DOWN TO REVEAL a wedding party EMERGING from the church. You really had a good time. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. It's a good way to get your camera taken away or yourself thrown out of the show. (Describe magic of the gathering) (Stick a) Dr. Scott: Brad! (Super Asshole! You can send your favourite performers a virtual high-five or stick your tongue out at them. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. So please, don't tell me to can it. (Hey Brad how do you spell Urinate?) The Costume Theatre ah, if I may, (You may not!) It only leads to trouble (Slayer) Into heavy petting Rocky: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread. (What??) how 'bout that? Hes also kind of a jerk, so he deserves it.SONG: THERES A LIGHT, JANET: Im coming with you. endstream You better wise up. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on In the four decades since it debuted, The Rocky Horror Picture Show has become a cult classic, marked by weekly or monthly interactive viewings in theatres across the country. ), Janet: Are you having a party? (At least it was big!) (I want a burrito!) ), Frank: (What's the color of your foreskin after you masterbate?) Rocky: And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread. (No picnic? << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA true >> Frank: Nothing. (We've secretly replace Columbia's vibrator with a cactus.) endstream black, (woo!) Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. | || (In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover: 66, 67, 68, the cover is thrown off: 69!) Say goodbye to all of this, (Meow meow meow meow) Our favorite collection of HAH!! Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, Frank: Go on, Dr. Scott. I see all. (Stumble stumble fall!) Radio Play/Show Music Cassette, Radio Play/Show Music CDs, Old Crow Medicine Show Vinyl Records, The Beatles Picture Disc Vinyl Records, As it clung to her thigh (like a homesick abortion) or (What, the ape shit?) (Doing what?) Made me give you the eye and then panic. (What the fuck is an 'unt'?) What's the matter, Brad darling? Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, 3. The Wrap Stage may do some more folk dancing. All: You bring your knees in tight. Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, | Frank: || (What do you say when you get sand in your lube?) Frank: So - come up to the lab, (I can't cum that high!) And listen to the music on the radio; Two pages to asshole! The actual creature of the night? Some callbacks turn into discussions between sections of the audience. (Heavy Metal) (Describe Magenta's period) Lost his creature.

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